Printful mockup — Maroon
Actual colour and print placement may vary slightly in production.
He is risen. So are our standards. UwU.
Jesus Can Nail My Cross UwU
USD 32.00
A deeply unserious declaration of faith for anyone ready to make the crucifixion weird at brunch. Huge chest type, one tiny uwu and absolutely no notes from theology.
Size guide & fit
Regular unisex fit. Compare these garment measurements with a T-shirt you like, laid flat. Width is measured across the chest; length runs from the high shoulder to the hem.
| Size | Chest width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Garment measurements are approximate. Allow for production variation. For a roomier fit, compare the next size up. Made-to-order size exchanges are assessed case by case.
- Garment
- Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — 4.2 oz/yd²
- Fabric
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Direct-to-garment, water-based ink
- Made
- To order in North America, 2–5 business days
Care instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with similar colours and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning. Hang dry or tumble dry low. Use a cool iron inside out and never iron the print.
