Our testimony
We are so gay for Him.
Are you gay for Jesus? You have come to the right place. We are extremely gay for Jesus, and we sell T-shirts so you can show everyone how gay for Him you are. UwU.
This is queer religious satire made by people who know a good Bible joke when they see one. No sermon, no conversion funnel, no mysterious fashion manifesto. Just excellent shirts, unreasonably committed wordplay and a lot of gay love for the man upstairs.
Made well, because blasphemy should last
Every design is printed on a soft Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee with enough structure to keep the joke readable from across the fellowship hall.
Water-based ink keeps the print soft instead of plastic-feeling. It is made to order, gets better with wear and remains spiritually confusing wash after wash.
Shipping & returns
- Production
- 2–5 business days from order to shipping label.
- Transit
- Roughly 3–8 business days in the US and Canada on standard, faster on express. Rates are quoted live at checkout from the printer, not marked up.
- Wrong or damaged
- Misprints, defects and shipping damage are replaced at no cost. Email a photo within 30 days of delivery and a new one goes out.
- Wrong size
- Because each piece is printed for one person, there is no stock to return it to. Size exchanges are handled case by case — write to us and we will work it out. The size chart on each product page is worth two minutes before ordering.
Styling questions, wholesale, or a group order — hello@gayforjesus.shop.
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